Random Random's

Here are random's from the SUPERBOWL...Mostly from the Half-time show...


Me: *Pretending to be Fea* How did I break my hand? I'll just say this...Peyton has bun's of steel!

Fea: I'm sure their butt's jiggle....Oh, hi daddy!

Me & Fea: *Chanting* Oh, magic frig!

Me: Look out for flyin' hair boy!

Fea: Don't quit your day job, Mic!
Me: They should change their name to "Rolling Wheelchairs!"

Fea: OMG! His granny arm's are trying to kill him!

Me: NO! MIC!

Fea: Mic! Put it away!

Me: Not! NO! NO! Not the pelvic! Not the pelvic!

Me: It's like watching my grandpa strip! Something NO ONE need's to see!

Doug: He has to be bi!

Me: One of those thing's that make you go......Bluuuuuuuuuuh!

Me & Fea: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

Fea: They have tight ends!

Me: Blue butts! Blue butts!

Me: The fur is eating her!

Fea: No need to throw a temper tantrum, you darn drama queen! (Talking to one of her team players)

Me: I wonder if those are breathable
Fea: They are
Me: How do you know? WAIT! I don't want to know!

Me: Look at his hair...It keeps growing, and growing...He's a chia pet!
Fea: I can make him grow...Wait...No! Not like THAT!