Here's a little bit of mine, and Felicia's phone conversation last night...

Fea: Guess what I did this morning!

Bran: Oh Lord, what?

Fea: This morning I was heating my eyeliner up with a lighter. And like I got it to close to my hair. And like it caught on fire.

Brand: *burst's out laughing* You mean it LITTERLY caught on fire?

Fea: *giggling* Yes. There was extra flames.

Bran: *uncontrolablly laughing* This make's me feel so much better about myself!

Fea: I knew something wasn't right when the flame got bigger. I was like "Wow! That lighter got bigger, or something!" Then I looked in the mirror....HEY NOW! Shut it!

Bran: *still laughing* Tell me, where all did it burn?

Fea: My bangs, eye brow, and some of my eyelashes *starts laughing*

Bran: *loses it again* OMG! You got your eyelashes?

Fea: Yeah

Bran: That's funny...You do realize that, that make's me smarter, don't you?

Fea: Yeah, yeah...Shut it!

My mommy said I need older friends...My daddy asked her if she used a skillet to beat it out! HA! Friends!