Why does he do this? Why does he call me when he get's off work? That's when D is at his weirdest...

D: Ever notice that pigs can't lift their little heads up?

Me: Uuuh, no.

D: Its practically impossible for them to look up.They can't just stare up and see the sky or the stars....the best they can do is catch a glimpse of the horizon over their slop buckets.

Me: Where are you going with this?

D: Well, I've came up with "Hoist a Pig Campaign".

Me: Oh no.

D: I would travel around and lift little piglets into the air so that they may, for just one brief moment, see all that there is in the sky above.

Me: Your serious, aren't you?

D: Yes.

Me: Have you been drinking.

D: No...

Me: Drugs?

D: You know I don't do that.

Me: That's right...I would hate to kill you. Anyway, pig's don't care about the sky.

D: They might.

Me: Why would they?

D: I don't know. Maybe they are like us, and they want to see star's too.

Me: Uh huh.

D: Anyhow...I suppose the fatter ones I could just roll on their backs since they would be too heavy to lift, but I don't think it would be quite the same....

Me: What state would you hit first?

D: Missouri

Me: Hmmm...Interesting. What town?

D: I don't know...What town do you live in again?

Me: *laughs* Sorry, we don't have pigs.

D: Damn!

Me: Nice try, hun!

D: NO! You have to have pigs.

Me: Why?

D: Because you live in the country.

Me: So...

D: Country people have pigs.

Me: Not all.

D: you've never had a pig?

Me: DAMN! Yes, I have....There you got me. Spank me I've been a bad girl!

D: Don't have to tell me twice!

And you people think I'm weird...I thought I had to much time to think about things...*blink*