Monday, October 10, 2005

Been a wake since like 15 to 7....Not cool!!

I had a very stupid dream last night...Ok, bare with me...Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Bates, and President Bush were doing one huge show togethere...Felicia, and I go, and President Bush come's out first...Everybody is booing him, and he start's to cry, and I turned to Felicia and said "Aw, look...He must be a Gordon fan!!" She said "Why?" I said "because, he whines, and cries like Gaydon!" HA! Sound's like something I would say...Anyway...Larry comes out, and he's doing jokes...Then he comes over to us, and he's like "You two ladies...Come with me..." So we are like "HELL YEAH! OK!" So we go on stage, and he sing's to us...I don't remember what song, then he's like "I'm sure ya'll would want someone else who can actually sing...Come on out Jeff!!!" So Jeff come's out, and omg! I was like "OMG! OMG! THERE'S JEFF BATES, FELICIA!!!" She's like "who is he?" I was like "Just one of the greatest male country singers!! DUH!" So anyway...Jeff comes out, and he's like "Larry you picked to great ladies..." And then he start's to sing "Long, Slow Kisses" which doesn't shock me...My brain is probably being nice, because my stupid radio station won't play it for me...Not to mention it's my favorite song by him...Anywho, he sing's the song, and Felicia and I start to walk off stage...About that time Larry grabs Felicia and take's off running with her...I'm like "WTF?" And Jeff is like "YOU! Come with me!" So, I guess you can say we are being taken hostage...Which come on, it's Larry, and Jeff...One funny, one hot...We can live with that...We end up out in the parking lot, and Larry was like "Phew! That was a close one..Who want's to to IHOP?" Me, and Felicia are standing there like "WHAT THE HECK?" Jeff is like "YEAH! That sound's good..." Felicia is like "They better serve sloppy joes, with mustard!" Don't know, don't ask...We are on our way to IHOP, and Felicia is like "OMG! PENNYS! LETS GO SHOP SHOPPING!" And Larry is like "They got one of them there Victoria Secret deals in there?" Felicia is like "I'm sure they do!" He goes "GIT-R-DONE! Let's go!" I'm just sitting there looking at Jeff like "OMG! These two have lost their freakin' minds!!!" So, Jeff break's into the Penny's store...Why him, I'm not sure...For some reason there's a bed in the middle of floor, and Felicia is like "YAY!! Let's jump on the bed!" I'm like "WOOHOO!!!! JUMP ON THE BED!" *rolleyes* Then about that time Trace Adkins comes walking up, and hes like "What the hell are ya'll doing?" and Larry's like "We're jumpin' on the bed, water-head!!" And Felicia is like "HA! HA! You made a rhyme!" Trace stood there for a minute, and said "Is there room for me?" So he comes, and start's jumping on the bed with us...Then the cops show up, and they are trying to arrest us, then Jeff jumps behind the wheel of the police car...We jump in, and we take off...And I'm not "HA! This remind's me of good people!" So, what do we do? Start singing...I NEVER want to hear those people, singing, at once, in one car EVER! Scary thing...The last thing I remember, we went over to the next parking lot, went into walmart, and started throwing shampoo bottles at each other...Strange, strange dream... Some people's kids... Atleast I woke-up laughing... :-D

Nikki [ 7:26 AM ]

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