Me: I see how it is G.You get a few good laughs outta me. Then ya dump me. I see how it is you playa!
GW: Brandi, baby, you know I love ya!
Me: And how's the wife, and kids?

D: You amaze me.
Me: Really? Amazingly stupid?
D: Damn it! You ruined it.

Me: I dream lots of dreams!
Jay*: Bran, when your dreams turn to dust, vacuum! You do know how to do that, don't you?

D: I wanna be special to you!
Me: But D, you are!
D: Can I be the lepracon that lives in your ear, and tells you dirty things?
Me: As long as you'll always' be my sweet, gorgeous, pimp daddy!
D: I feel special...Well, just this time not mentally!

Me: How long does it take?
D: Wanna find out?
Me: Yeah...I'll take off walking now, and get to your house in about 2 weeks...
D: Do you think that gives me enough time to fix my hair?
Me: You do know you just sounded totally gayish right?
D: I'm not gay, but I love my hair.
Me: And I'm sure Elton John would too!
D: No, you did not!


Me: I must go, but please try not to miss me to much!
D: Like I have to try
Me: Alright you damn little lepracon. You might be surgically removed if you keep up!
D: NO DON'T HAVE ME REMOVED!!!
Me: Do you realize how bad that...
D: Because your bad.
Me: If you only knew, dear! If you only knew! Heehee!



Love those guys...