Democrat and A Bear

The Pope decided to take some time off and go touring America. He ended up touring in Alaska. He had his Pope machine, so he was ready to start looking around. As he was driving around he noticed something next to the woods. He looked over, and realized someone, was caught by a bear! The man was wearing a John Kerry shirt, John Kerry hat, organic pants, and sandals with socks. The Democrat was bloody, and in the grasps of a 12-foot tall grizzly bear. Suddenly out of the woods came Republican loggers. One Republican logger held up his gun, and shot the bear in the chest. The bear fell to the ground dead as a doornail. While 3 Republican loggers heaved the bear into the back of their truck, the other 2 loggers helped the Democrat into the passenger seat of the truck. The Pope was amazed at what he had just seen. Who would have thought that REPUBLICANS would help a DEMOCRAT! It was amazing. The Pope motioned for the men to come over to his Pope mobile. The Pope said, I give you my blessing on what you have just done. May God bless you! The Pope turned, started his mobile, and drove off. One of the loggers looked confused, and said, Who in the hell was that? Another logger said, MAN! Didn't you see that big honkin' hat? That was the POPE! He's all good and in with God. He's awesome! Another logger looked even more confused than the first guy, and said Hell! He must not be that good. Obviously he doesn't understand our kind of huntin'. The man turned and looked at one of the other Republicans that was checking on the Democrat and hollered, HOWS THE BAIT? DO WE NEED TO GO TO TOWN AND FIND ANOTHER ONE?

I heard that on the Big Show with John Boy & Billy, and about fell out in the floor. I thought I would pass it along!

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