I walked over to Larry's website, and I seen he updated a few things, and I was litterly rolling from his update...So I thought I would post it here for ya'll!

Git-R-Done! WOW! I've updated the site! I know ya'll was getting madder than a keebler elf getting demoted to fudge packer that I aint written nothing in a while. But it was a busy last few months so let me update here...

First off, video games is getting more and more graphic these days with all the sexual overtones and violence. I'm thinking of buying one! I actually am working on some less violent games for folks. Grand Theft Auto is getting crap for being to violent so I have come up with a few alternative games to make parent happier. Example: "Minor Theft Hyundai" or how 'bout "Overdue Library Book" (That kicks ass!). For older folks, how 'bout "Two Point Violation: Left Turn Blinker On!" Ok... maybe not!

By the way, have you seen that new program called "Commander And Chief" with Geena Davis as President? Now the White House has an ovarian office! Badabing! I don't know about you but I could never vote for a President that was bent over a car at a country bar in "Thelma and Louise"!

Here's something weird... Ya ever do this? Ya take a poop and wipe and before ya flush it hits ya again so ya poop on top of the last one and then ya wipe and it hits ya again and poop and wipe and the next thing ya know you've made a poop lasagna! Ok maybe that just me. I can't end on such a ridiculous observation... How 'bout this for a closer... What did Rosie O'Donnall get on her SAT test in high school? Mustard! Let's update!

First off I wrote a book. That's right with real words and everything! I want to thank the folks at Crown Books for publishing this and I think you'll enjoy the read. It's full of political rants, relationship anecdotes, and enough bodily function jokes to last a lifetime! It comes out in your finer bookstores everywhere October 25th! I hope ya'll like reading it as much as I had a blast writing it.

I also finished my first ever movie called Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector. This should be released around March or April of next year. The supporting cast includes Joe Pantiliano ("Joey Pants" from The Sopranos), Iris Bahr (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Joanna Cassidy (Six Feet Under), Tony Hale (Arrested Development), Tom Wilson ("Biff" from Back To The Future), Megan Price (Grounded For Life), Jerry Mathers (Leave It To Beaver), David Keckner (Anchorman), Lisa Lampaneli (AKA: "The Queen Of Mean"), and a cameo from Kid Rock. It should kick ass. The whole movie cost $400 to make so this is a biggie!!!

Also don't forget in June of next year the release of the Disney/Pixar animated movie Cars will hit theaters. I play a talking tow truck named "Mater" and this was by far the coolest thing I've ever done since the time I opened up a second hand lingerie store called "Sloppy Seconds"!

By the way, it looks like the Mexican Army sent in soldiers as part of their effort to help out in New Orleans and they all got sick with diahreah and vomiting... and that was from drinking water that THEY brought! How bad are things when Mexicans bring their own water?

Look for me back on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno again on December 9th. I wanna thank everyone at the show for all their support. This will mark my 5th appearance on the program and I can't thank them enough for having me back.

I got pissed off at the news the other day because 2 babies couldn't get on a plane because their names matched 2 people on the government no fly list. Hey numbnuts working security... here's how ya tell the difference between a baby and a terrorist... The terrorist's diaper is on the head!!!

I also wanna thank Gretchen Wilson for having me in her video "All Jacked Up". I had a blast doing it. (I make a really ugly woman don't I?)

Blue Collar TV is beginning it's second season on the WB and we're back on Sunday Nights opposite NFL football and Desperate Housewives. (Tell me they aint trying to kill the show.) But the good news is Comedy Central still has the same time slot for us. Continue to look for the show on Monday nights at 10 Eastern. This season is really funny and I hope ya catch the shows. I really can't thank our fans enough for supporting what we do and you'll love the second season!

Keep your eye out for my porno movie called "Git-R-Hard", it'll be... Oh, I'm not supposed to tallk about that! Okay, I need to mention I went fishing with a buddy a while back for Orange Roughy! I didnÕt even know that was a fish, I thought it was something ya took after a bag of cheese puffs!

Well that's the update. I can't thank my fans enough for their awesome support and I hope ya'll like all these other projects that I'm doing. It was pretty busy this year. I was on tour since January 10th non stop so it was a challenge with all the projects to keep up the updates but I finally got-r-done. I'm stil revamping the site and changing some things around a little bit so hopefully you'll like the changes when they're done. Also my rodeo page is about to go up with all the riders I sponser in the PRCA and the PBR. Look for those bios on those guys in the coming days. Well I guess that's it. I'm out on tour now through the end of November with a visit to the New Orleans Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas on the 10th of December. See ya out on the road and remember, if girls from the South are called Southern Belles, the girls from Mexico are called Taco Belles!

GIT-R-DONE!!!

Larry The Cable Guy

He also posted some picture's, but this is my favorite...




HA! HA! HA! How can you not like him?