D: This one time we had a nut cracker, and I stuck my 'wooty'...

Me: Wait! Wooty?

D: Yeah...

Me: What are you 3?

D: what?

Me: Can't you call it by it's actual name?

D: I have many names for it?

Me: Oh yeah, like what?

D: Anaconda

Me: I've seen it, and anaconda is not what come's to mind.

D: Oh yeah? Then what does?

Me: Inch worm!

I'm still laughing my butt off from that one...I must be butta today, because I've been a roll since I woke-up!